A nerdy virgin who spends most of his waking hours dreaming about big-busted, naked women gets a job catering at a film festival party that is chock full of his "dream girls". Unfortunately, he finds himself involved in a Mafia jewel-smuggling plot and must impersonate a Mafia don who he has inadvertently caused to die of a heart attack.
Cast
Frank Corsentino
Seymour
Haji
Maria Manina
Michael Finn
Grogan
Marius Mazmanian
Toenails
Lee McLaughlin
Sissy
Charles Knapp
Don Marco
Lillian Shrewsbury
Mother
Irene Makarewicz
Aunt
John Bloom
Bruno
Tyra Tashiro
Gardener
Luanne Roberts
Nazi
Uschi Digard
Spumoni #1
Georgette Dante
Spumoni #2
Cheri Caffaro
Flapper / Girl at Airport
Vincent Barbi
Sicilian Gang Member
Cara Peters
Sicilian Gang Member
Michael Stearns
Steam Room Gang
Albert Cole
Man at Airport
Lynn Harris
Girl at Party
William Kirschner
Man at Party
Monica Gayle
Party Guest (uncredited)
Terri Johnson
Party Guest (uncredited)
Fern Tom
Girl at Party
Jay Colonna
Steam Room Gang
Anthony Giger
Krown
Steve Raymond
The Chief
Parker Haig
Hippie
Gordon McGill
Man at Airport
Charles Summerfield
Man at Airport
Crew
Art Lieberman
Director, Story, Producer
Harold Heckling
Screenplay
Bruno Gruno
Screenplay
Rocky Moriana
Editor
Andrew Janczak
Cinematography
George Costello
Assistant Director, Associate Producer, Casting
T. Roger Duncan
Executive Producer
A.J. Corso
Production Supervisor
Giancarlo Lui
Camera Operator
Bob Cherry
Camera Operator
Parker Bartlett
Assistant Camera
Renaud Tourneaux
Assistant Camera
Julie Amstutz
Costume Design
Gordon Freed
Makeup Artist
André Brummer
Sound, Music Director, Music
Garth Pillsbury
Still Photographer
Mac Lewis
Gaffer
Clark Gist
Art Direction