After leaving the prison, the dwarf criminal Calvin Sims joins to his moron brother Percy to steal an expensive huge diamond in a jewelry for the mobster Walken. They are chased by the police, and Calvin hides the stone in the purse of the executive Vanessa Edwards, whose husband Darryl Edwards wants to have a baby. Percy convinces Calvin to dress like a baby and be left in front of the Edwards's house to get inside the house and retrieve the diamond. Darryl and Vanessa keep Calvin for the weekend and decide to adopt him, while Walken threatens Darryl to get the stone back.
Cast
Marlon Wayans
Calvin
Shawn Wayans
Darryl
Kerry Washington
Vanessa
John Witherspoon
Pops
Tracy Morgan
Percy
Lochlyn Munro
Greg
Rob Schneider
Dinosaur Rex
David Alan Grier
Jimmy
Dave Sheridan
Rosco
Anthony Harrison
Policeman
Molly Shannon
Soccer Mom
Brittany Daniel
Brittany
Fred Stoller
Richard
Alex Borstein
Janet
Chazz Palminteri
Walken
Anastacia
Self
Damien Dante Wayans
Officer Wilson
John DeSantis
Bruno
Ken Kramer
Dr. Murphy
Kelly Coffield Park
The Jeweler
Moneca Delain
Hockey Waitress
Linden Porco
Calvin Body
Gabriel Pimentel
Calvin Body
Gary Owen
Officer Jankowski
Chloe Mathews
Chrissy
Matthew Ast
Tommy
Reece Leslie Knight
Nicholas
Chris Gauthier
Hockey Fan's Buddy
Glenn Ennis
Hockey Player
Chris Burns
Prison Guards
Peter Hanlon
Representative
Kai Kennedy
Park Boy
Isaiah States
Park Boy
Samantha Laster
Van Kid
Josh Laster
Van Kid
Bret Irving Coppa
Van Kid
Crew
Keenen Ivory Wayans
Director, Screenplay, Producer
Marlon Wayans
Screenplay, Producer
Shawn Wayans
Screenplay, Producer
Nick Moore
Editor
Mike Jackson
Editor
Shelly Theaker
Assistant Editor
Steven Bernstein
Director of Photography
Trent Johnson
Digital Colorist
Jim Brebner
First Assistant Director
James Bitonti
Second Assistant Director
Richard Oswald
Second Assistant Director
Michael Pohorly
Second Second Assistant Director
Shannon Pratt
Third Assistant Director
Darryl Henley
Storyboard Artist
Adrienne Sol
Assistant Production Coordinator
Jamie Tait
Assistant Production Coordinator
Eva Morgan
Production Coordinator
Billy Bonifield
Production Coordinator
Rick Rasmussen
Picture Car Coordinator
Rick Alvarez
Producer
Lee R. Mayes
Producer, Unit Production Manager
Kimberly Buckham
Production Assistant
Dawne Schabler
Production Assistant
Daryl Makortoff
Production Assistant
Nadine Cusworth
Production Assistant
Leslie Dilley
Production Design
Chaunte Wayans
Editorial Production Assistant
Jessica Moskal
First Assistant Camera
Doug Lavender
First Assistant Camera
Grizz Salzl
First Assistant Camera
Brendan Chalmers
Second Assistant Camera
Carrie Wilson
Second Assistant Camera
Elvina Meret
Second Assistant Camera
David Wesley Kyle
Second Assistant Camera
Vern Nobles
"A" Camera Operator
Dean Heselden
"B" Camera Operator, Steadicam Operator
Gil Forrester
Dolly Grip
Mike West
Dolly Grip
Isabel Henderson
Post Production Supervisor
Stuart Aikins
Casting
Sean Cossey
Casting
Sarah Katzman
Casting
Lisa Beach
Casting
Charla Bowersox
Casting
Elisa Bayley
Casting
Lisa Ratke
Extras Casting
Jori Woodman
Costume Designer, Costume Design
Heidi Samuda
Assistant Costume Designer
Sandra Watson
Costume Supervisor
Jodi Sigsworth
Costumer
Elaine Arsens
Costumer
Teresa Brummitt
Costumer
Linda Villalobos
Hair Department Head
Debra Wiebe
Key Hair Stylist
Rebecca DeHerrera
Makeup Department Head
Yvonne Connor
Key Makeup Artist, Makeup Artist
Todd Tucker
Makeup Supervisor
Sabine Schoppel
Art Department Coordinator
Brian Cunningham
Assistant Art Director
Vivien Nishi
Assistant Art Director
Keith VanderLaan
Animatronic and Prosthetic Effects
David Werntz
Sound Effects Editor
Eric A. Norris
Sound Effects Editor
Scott A. Hecker
Supervising Sound Editor
Sarah Bourgeois
Assistant Sound Editor
Eric Batut
Production Sound Mixer
Kelly Zombor
Boom Operator
Gary A. Hecker
Foley Artist
Michael J. Broomberg
Foley Artist
Shawn Sykora
Foley Editor
Derek Pippert
Foley Editor
Thom Brennan
Foley Editor
Brian Ruberg
Foley Mixer
Zack Davis
ADR Supervisor
Robert Deschaine
ADR Mixer
Jeff Gomillion
ADR Mixer
Tami Treadwell
ADR Recordist
Lou Carlucci
Special Effects Coordinator
Gary Paller
Special Effects Coordinator
Gary Heidrick
Special Effects Assistant
Amanda Paller
Special Effects Assistant
Alex Bicknell
Visual Effects Supervisor
Christopher Elke
Visual Effects Producer
Steven Flegel
Visual Effects Coordinator
Monette Dubin
Visual Effects Coordinator
R. Orlando Duenas
Visual Effects Editor
Lisa Brown
Music Supervisor
Teddy Castellucci
Music
Richard A. Harrison
Music Editor
Brent Brooks
Music Editor
Tim Fortin
Transportation Captain
Nick Diomis
Transportation Co-Captain
Harley Ware
Transportation Co-Captain
Mark 'Blue' Angus
Transportation Coordinator
Sandra Matossi
Production Accountant
Andrew Buziak
Payroll Accountant
Debbie Van Dusen
Assistant Accountant
Michele Lee
Assistant Accountant
Jason Elsworth
Assistant Accountant
Julian Bosse
Rigging Grip
Jonathan Bosse
Rigging Grip
Miles Schick
Rigging Grip
Gaetan Jalbert
Rigging Gaffer
Kevin McLoy
Key Rigging Grip
Rena Van Steele
Standby Painter
Tedd Kuchera
Set Decoration
Ryan James McGrath
Set Decoration
Barry Kemp
Assistant Set Decoration
Brant Lindroos
Lead Set Dresser
Alexander Kameniczky
Set Designer
Rodrigo Segovia
Set Designer
Brian Shell
Construction Coordinator
Sam McMaster
Construction Foreman
Douglas Jang
Construction Foreman
Maureen Carey
Construction Buyer
Rob McEwan
Still Photographer
Craig Clarke
Compositing Artist
Stephanie Rossel
Script Supervisor
Brent Gies
Best Boy Electrician
Roger Busque
Head Carpenter
Charlie Campbell
Head Carpenter
Jacques Paradis
Head Carpenter
Jeff MacIntyre
Carpenter
James Dickson
Carpenter
Kendrie Upton
Location Manager
Michael J. Burmeister
Location Manager
Ken Brooker
Assistant Location Manager
Hans Dayal
Assistant Location Manager
Jean-Paul Costaz
Paint Coordinator
Andrea Kinsky
Stunts
Krista Bell
Stunts
Carolyn Anderson
Stunts
Clint Carleton
Stunts
Laura Lee Connery
Stunts
Tommy Europe
Stunts
Kimani Ray Smith
Stunts
Simon Burnett
Stunts
Byron Brisco
Stunts
Rick Pearce
Stunts
Gaston Morrison
Stunts
Dustin Brooks
Stunts
Paul Lazenby
Stunts
Julia Taffe
Stunts
Dave Hospes
Stunts
Clayton Watmough
Stunts
Giorgio Miyashita
Stunts
Sharon Simms
Stunts
Eli Zagoudakis
Stunts
Shannon Aldrich
Stunts
Andrea Kinsley
Stunts
Gerald Paetz
Stunts
Jodi Stecyk
Stunts
Kirk McMeekan
Stunts
Mike Carpenter
Stunts
Chris Palermo
Stunt Driver
Marshall Virtue
Stunt Coordinator
Eddie L. Watkins
Stunt Coordinator
R.D. 'Luther' Fairbairn
Property Master
Mark Francis
Assistant Property Master
Rick Stadder
Best Boy Grip
Aaron Wik
Best Boy Grip
Bob Schneider
Digital Conform Editor
Andy Kaplan
Digital Intermediate Producer
Andrew Learmonth
Video Assist Operator
Dillard Brinson
Key Grip
Ken Hemphill
Grip
Peter G. Capadouca
Gaffer
Jim Rowe
Unit Production Manager
Billy Higgins
Unit Production Manager
Brian Sipe
Makeup Effects
Tracey Shelley-Lavery
Studio Teacher
James W. Rankin
Craft Service
Ildiko Barritt
Craft Service
Pete Anthony
Conductor, Orchestrator
Toni Atterbury
Unit Publicist
Gwendolyn Margetson
Art Direction
Andy Koyama
Art Direction
Julian Andraus
First Assistant Editor
Caroline Hardon
First Assistant Editor
Josie Bleuer
Greensman
Slava Shmakin
Graphic Designer
