
Left on the doorstep of an orphanage run by nuns, three newborn knuckleheads grow up to be finger-poking, nyuk-nyuking janitors named Larry, Curly and Moe. When they learn that financial problems will soon force the only home they've ever known to close, the trio sets out to raise $830,000 in one month. Out in the world for the very first time, the three innocent bumblers become embroiled in a murder plot and find stardom on a TV reality show.
Cast

Sean Hayes
Larry

Will Sasso
Curly

Chris Diamantopoulos
Moe

Jane Lynch
Mother Superior

Sofía Vergara
Lydia

Jennifer Hudson
Sister Rosemary

Craig Bierko
Mac

Stephen Collins
Mr. Harter

Larry David
Sister Mary-Mengele

Kirby Heyborne
Teddy

Carly Craig
Mrs. Harter

Kate Upton
Sister Bernice

Marianne Leone Cooper
Sister Ricarda

Brian Doyle-Murray
Monsignor Ratliffe

Mike Sorrentino
The Situation

Snooki
Snooki

JWoww
JWoww

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro
Ronnie

Samantha Giancola
Sammi

Skyler Gisondo
Young Moe

Lance Chantiles-Wertz
Young Larry

Robert Capron
Young Curly
Avalon Robbins
Murph

Max Charles
Peezer
Jake Peck
Young Teddy

Isaiah Mustafa
Moe's Hip Executive

Steve Tyler
Camera Man

Patty Ross
Head Nurse

Emy Coligado
Ling
Ray Collins
Carbunkle

Mark Kogan
Executive

Jackie Flynn
Golf Superintendent Dave Lamson

Sandra Dorsey
Heavyset Woman

Vince Canlas
Japanese Chef

Ric Reitz
Jon Hamm
Caryl Lippman West
Maid

Sayed Badreya
Orderly
Debbie Walker
Terrified Nun
Michael L. Kuhn
Tour Guide

Pam Smith
Woman Reporter

Kyla Kenedy
Balloon Girl

Erin Allin O'Reilly
Nun

Caitlin Colford
Nun
Mariann Neary
Nun
Jesse Farrelly
Gangbanger

Patricia French
Laundry Worker

Roy Jenkins
Officer Mycroft
Barry Guy
Staple in Hat Guy
Matthew L. Collins
Policeman #3
Jonathan S. Kennedy
Party Security

Lin Shaye
Nurse Crotchet

Myron Parker Wright
Orphan
J.R. Fondessy
Orphan

Reid Meadows
Weezer

Abby Goldberg
Dancer
Lee Armstrong
Officer Armstrong

Dwight Howard
Dwight Howard

Antonio Sabàto, Jr.
Handsome Guy #1
Danny Smith
French Chef

Jeremy Ambler
Zoo Protester (uncredited)

Mark Axelowitz
Doctor Gray (uncredited)

Hannah Marie Bailey
Modern Day Orphan (uncredited)
Tanner Baker
Skateboarder (uncredited)
Chance Bartels
Party Guest (uncredited)

Tim Blanchard
Valet (uncredited)
Beth Blevins
Bus Patron (uncredited)
William R. Brock
Party Guest (uncredited)
Tiffany Burke
Nun (uncredited)

Matthew Cardarople
Camera Guy (uncredited)
Brett Lee Clark
Party Guest (uncredited)
Greg Crews
Bartender (uncredited)
Craig Crumpton
Party Guest (uncredited)
Brent Duffey
Pinkberry Employee (uncredited)

Apple Farrelly
Child #2 (as Apple Kocsis)
Delonte Harris
Zoo Kid (uncredited)
DJ Harris
Zoo Kid (uncredited)
Landon Hoffman
Orphan (uncredited)

Addy Miller
Modern Day Orphan (uncredited)

Katherine Neslund
Woman on Street (uncredited)
Jade Nicolette
Modern Day Golfing Orphan (uncredited)
Shannon Reis
Lydia's Friend (uncredited)

Joel Rogers
Upscale Party Guy (uncredited)
Timothy Scott
Party Guest (uncredited)

Richard Tavernaro
Doorman (uncredited)

Steve Warren
Party Guest (uncredited)
Marvin E. West
Party Guest (uncredited)
Crew

Bobby Farrelly
Director, Screenplay, Producer

Peter Farrelly
Director, Screenplay, Producer

Mike Cerrone
Screenplay
Sam Seig
Editor

Matthew F. Leonetti
Director of Photography
Jim Passon
Color Timer

J.B. Rogers
First Assistant Director, Co-Producer
Dawn Massaro
Second Assistant Director
John Bonaccorse
Second Second Assistant Director
Ryan Falkner
Storyboard Artist

Day Permuy
Production Coordinator
Earl M. Benjamin
Executive Producer
Robert Benjamin
Executive Producer
Marc S. Fischer
Executive Producer, Unit Production Manager
George Paige
Co-Executive Producer

Amy Greene
Production Supervisor
Adam McCarthy
Production Supervisor, Co-Producer

Bradley Thomas
Producer
Charles B. Wessler
Producer
Ellen Dumouchel
Associate Producer
Mark Charpentier
Co-Producer
Kris Meyer
Co-Producer
Sean Patrick Burke
Production Assistant
Arlan Jay Vetter
Production Design

Jacques Jouffret
"A" Camera Operator, Steadicam Operator
Michael St. Hilaire
"B" Camera Operator
Lily Gwyer-Miller
Post Production Supervisor
Shannon Cain
Casting Assistant
Michael Fredlund
Casting Assistant

Kimberly Helms Stewart
Casting Assistant
Nicky Cotton
Casting Associate

Allison Estrin
Casting Associate
Jason James
Casting Associate
Kerry Barden
Casting
Rick Montgomery
Casting
Paul Schnee
Casting
Elizabeth McEntire Williams
Key Costumer
Hope Slepak
Costume Supervisor
Denise Wingate
Costume Design
Kelly Muldoon
Hair Department Head

Shunika Terry
Key Hair Stylist
Heather Morris
Hairstylist
Kimberly Greene
Makeup Department Head
Travis Pates
Key Makeup Artist
Micah Laine
Makeup Artist
Bill 'Splat' Johnson
Makeup Artist
Stacie McKinnon
Art Department Coordinator
John A. Larsen
Supervising Sound Editor
James Bolt
Sound Re-Recording Mixer

Anna Behlmer
Sound Re-Recording Mixer

Andy Nelson
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Steve Cantamessa
Production Sound Mixer
Gary Thomas
Boom Operator
Ryan Stafford
Visual Effects Producer

John Debney
Original Music Composer
Manish Raval
Music Supervisor
Tom Wolfe
Music Supervisor

Joe Matthews
Musician
Fernand Bos
Music Editor
Jeff Carson
Music Editor
Ilana McAllistor
Production Accountant
Tom Fendley
Rigging Gaffer
Cindy Carr
Set Decoration
Ryan Kutch
Set Dresser
Mark Keever
Set Dresser

Andy Rusk
Set Dresser
Burt Welleford
Set Dresser
Karl J. Martin
Set Designer
Peter Iovino
Still Photographer
Martin Kitrosser
Script Supervisor
Norman Bielowicz
Location Manager
Melanie Manning
Location Scout

Eddie Braun
Stunts

Keith Adams
Stunts

Sarah Reagin Clemmensen
Stunts

Ben Hernandez Bray
Stunts

Diana R. Lupo
Stunts

John Rottger
Stunts

Natasha Paul
Stunts

Michael Trisler
Stunts
Frank Torres
Stunts
Gerard 'Gus' Williams
Stunts
Madison Turner
Stunts
Greg Harris
Stunts
Kevin Abercrombie
Stunts

Jay Pearson
Stunts

Elizabeth Davidovich
Stunt Driver

Joel Kramer
Stunt Driver

Tierre Turner
Stunt Coordinator

Emily Brobst
Stunt Double

Derek Graf
Stunt Double
Philip Dido
Stunt Double

Tom McComas
Stunt Double

Eric Norris
Stunt Double

Rene Mousseux
Stunt Double
R.J. De La Fuente
Stunt Double
Cody Robinson
Stunt Double
Michael Sabo
Property Master
Riko Schatke
Best Boy Grip
C. Alan Rawlins Sr.
Key Grip
Dan Cornwall
Gaffer
Cylinda Nesmith Davison
Seamstress
Larry Madaras
Additional Editor
Amy Lee Wheeler
Art Direction

Kevin Kaska
Orchestrator
Shane Reed
Leadman
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