
Penny and Linda are two happy housewives who just can't help but want to solve everyone else's personal problems. But Penny has big problems of her own, namely with her psychiatrist husband, Dr. John Holmes, whose romantic abilities have been unbearably hindered. As Penny and Linda find themselves besieged by a never-ending supply of perverts, weirdos, and other types of misfits they decide it's time to take matters into their own hands to return their lives to idyllic suburban bliss.
Cast

Laurien Dominique
Penny Holmes

Candida Royalle
Linda Lou

John Holmes
Dr. John Holmes
Damon Christian
Closing Credits Announcer (voice)

Joan Devlon
Patty

Blair Harris
Linda Lou's Date
Peter Johns
Patient in Yellow Shirt

Jeff Lyle
Smith Brother in Tank Top

Jon Martin
Willard
Dale Meador
Rev. Hope

Carl Regal
Milkman
Sabrina
Glenda

Ken Scudder
Fred

John Seeman
Mr. Custer

Joey Silvera
Patient in Wheelchair

Paul Thomas
Janitor
Crew

Bob Chinn
Director
John T. Chapman
Writer
Jay Werner
Editor
Art Nova
Assistant Editor
Vilmos Vorisch
Director of Photography

John Holmes
Assistant Director
Damon Christian
Producer
William Sebring
Production Design
Curly Eason
Camera Operator
Max Wells
Assistant Camera
Barbara Kenefick
Costumer
Astrid Vanderhope
Hairdresser
Connie Lasky
Makeup Artist
David Serrano
Makeup Artist
Chris Coe
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Roy Simpson
Sound Mixer
Armand Steiger
Music, Conductor
Ned Ishimoto
Set Decoration
Joel Sussman
Still Photographer
Carol Germaine
Script Supervisor
Elliott Rosenblatt
Location Manager, Production Manager
Fred Priestley
Property Master
Lionel Gibson
Gaffer
Bill Wolf
Art Direction
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