On a snowy Christmas Eve, former mild-mannered college student Casey Smallwood is released from prison after serving 10 years for underage drinking. Eager to get out of town, he hops on the express train to Washington, D.C., but after the holiday express takes off into the winter wilderness, it’s hijacked by an angry gang of domestic terrorists and highly-intelligent, government-trained raccoons! Not one to back down from a raccoon fight, Casey joins forces with a porter on the train to fight the terrorists, help bring down a top secret, raccoon-controlled, military laser satellite and show those raccoons who’s in charge!
Cast
Yang Miller
Casey / Ty Small Wood
Mitch Rose
Ranger Danger
Rusnico Canonigo Jr.
Office Worker
Kasey Cooper
Shane
Jay Hanna
Warden
Sandy Irvine
Old Lady
Arron Kinser
Stealth Fighter Pilot
Mike Kolar
Chef
Ed Larson
Head Chef
Nigel Lyons
Hillbilly
Jimmy Mak
Conductor #1
Dustin Meadows
Santa Claus
James Myers
Jones
Zach Riedmaier
Dr. Billington
Jameson Rogers
Ticket Agent
Lehr Beidelschies
Young Ty
Ron Lynch
General Negligence
James Adomian
The President
Ron Jeremy
General Apathy
Evelyn Troutman
Darlene Bean
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