Also known as The Battersea Ripper, this is a comic crime thriller set in London concerning a young girl's kidnapping and the hapless police and reporters trying to get to the truth. It has never been released to DVD and has only ever had a limited theatrical screening in 2006.
Cast
Dexter Fletcher
DCI Patrick Stalker
Sylvester McCoy
Duncan
Danny Dyer
Monkfish
Jeff Harding
Dennis Vaginoff
P.H. Moriarty
James Thoms
Stephen Graham
Detective Staunton
Stephen Fingleton
Fingleton
Nick Tyrone
Detective Dick
Denise Van Outen
Angie Andrews
Lysette Anthony
Elizabeth 'Lizzy' Thoms
Stacey Snatch
Amy
Lucy Benjamin
Detective Staunton's Wife
Alan Ford
Harry
Vas Blackwood
Tyrone Morish
David Schneider
Kevin Andrews
Don Warrington
Battersea Gazette Paper Boss
Susannah Wise
Susan Jenkins
Charlie Fox
Detective Staunton's Son
Jade Asha
Ashley Jenkins
Kenny Baker
Mr. Ice Cream Van
Richard Herring
Donny Weedbag
Jim Tavaré
Unknown
Alex Zane
Micheal Laven (S!TV uk)