A group of farcical elite of mercenaries made up of dysfunctional members was hired and formed to rescue a group of kidnapped beauty queens and a gay pageant organizer from the hands of a retarded rebel group led by an insane insecure queen Madame Butterfly whose initial plan was only to kidnap Angela Mo Ray from the Kingdom of Kwe Kwe for a hefty amount of money as ransom.
Cast
Redford White
Corporal Akomplis
Cachupoy
Sgt. Pagaspas
Boyet Argame
Pvt. Habagat
Raquel Sayson
Pvt. Amihan
Rene Tupaz
Pvt. Daluyong
Angela Perez
Beauty Queen
Marilou Bendigo
Madame Butterfly
Berting Labra
Col. O. Nasaan
Renato Del Prado
Sur Dimawari
Joaquin Fajardo
Kumander Buwaya
Joseph de Cordova
Maj. Problem
Boy Alano
Capt. Logan
Robert Talby
Brig. Gen. Rene Repair
Ernie Forte
Ringo
Sonny Valencia
Rading dela Cruz
Ria Crisostomo
Beauty Queen
Sarrah Devie
Angela Murray
Vivialyn Dungca
Beauty Queen
May Zapanta
Umbrella Girl
Jing Caparas
Ting-Aling
Amay Bisaya
Commander T. Y. Hasshim
Penggot
Maj. Dolen
Maning Bato
Col. Oscar Tapias
Frank Lapid
Randy
Jaime Cuales
Sta. Ana Sto. Domingo
Boy Tronqued
Speedboat Driver
Crew
Tony Y. Reyes
Director, Screenplay, Story
Felix E. Dalay
Screenplay, Story, Producer
Rene Tala
Editor
Joe Tutanes
Director of Photography
Dante Kabigting
Assistant Director
Manuel Nuqui
Executive Producer
Dorie S. Nuqui
Production Supervisor
Rolly Bernardo
Production Design
Rey Salamat
Makeup Artist
Mandy Yumang
Makeup Artist
Henry Cabrales
Sound Effects Editor
Rolly Ruta
Sound Supervisor
Florencio "Batang" Ortega
ADR & Dubbing
Rey Ramos
Music
Resty Campanero
Props, Settings