I Hate Kids

1h 29m
5.8

Nick Pearson is a life-long bachelor who is finally settling down. On the brink of his wedding he is surprised to find he has a 13 year old son who has come to find his him through the help of a psychic. The problem is Nick can't stand kids and would happily send the boy back to live with his biological mother, except that no one has any clue who that might be. Having nowhere to turn Nick must hit the road with the boy and the neurotic, inept psychic to track down dozens of his disgraced ex-flings to whom he must ask the awkward question - with very mixed results.

Crew

John Asher
Director, Executive Producer
Frank Dietz
Screenplay, Associate Producer
Todd Traina
Screenplay, Producer
John Kovac
Editor
Blake T. Evans
Director of Photography
Corinne Bogdanowicz
Colorist
Ken Wada
First Assistant Director
Cindy Taylor
Second Assistant Director
Jeff Pallotta
Second Second Assistant Director
Julie Richheimer
Production Coordinator
John Landis
Executive Producer
Russell Levine
Executive Producer
Peter Young
Executive Producer's Assistant
Rachel McHale
Producer
Emily De Margheriti
Associate Producer
Lorelei Tong
Co-Producer
Minor Childers
Co-Producer
Rod Hamilton
Co-Producer
Sarah Loomis
Producer's Assistant
Thin Tai Choy
Producer's Assistant
Farai Mhundwa
Production Assistant
John Evangelista
Production Assistant
Ashley Nozoe
Production Assistant
Christopher Gonzalez
Production Assistant
Jasmine Turner
Production Assistant
Naby Dakhli
Production Assistant
Francesca DiMarzio
Production Assistant
Cameron Driskill
Production Assistant
Alan E. Muraoka
Production Design
Todd Barron
Camera Operator
Lacey Joy
Second Assistant Camera
Bryan G. Haigh
First Assistant "A" Camera
Brad Greenspan
First Assistant "B" Camera
Josh Bleckner
Dolly Grip
Anna Mendoza
Casting Associate
Mary Jo Slater
Casting
Dawn Marie Deibert
Extras Casting Assistant
Elizabeth Meredith
Key Costumer
Cici Hoggard
Set Costumer
Inanna Bantu
Costume Designer
Melody White
Hair Department Head, Key Hair Stylist
Peter Kukla
Hairstylist
Janice Heaton
Makeup Department Head, Key Makeup Artist
Michael Spezzano
Key Makeup Artist, Assistant Makeup Artist
Claire Doyle
Makeup Artist
Willy Allen
Sound Designer, Supervising Sound Editor, ADR Editor, Music Editor
Lisa Neidhardt
Sound Editor
Matthew Festle
Assistant Sound Editor
Kelly Rush
Sound Mixer
Rocky Reilly
Boom Operator
Zhen 'Jensen' Chen
Foley Editor
Kevin N. Bailey
VFX Supervisor, First Assistant Editor
Sam Balcomb
VFX Supervisor
Jesse Soff
Visual Effects Editor
Mike Raznick
Original Music Composer, Music
Joseph Bauer
Original Music Composer
Matthew Ballard
Transportation Captain
Jose C. Lopez
Set Painter
Kris Fuller
Set Decoration
Bryan Baalbergen
Set Dresser
Al Almeida
Set Dresser
Magan Rutledge
Script Supervisor
James Lyons
Electrician
Mike Haynes
Electrician
Gregory Capp
Electrician
Steve Perron
Electrician
Louis Malton
Electrician
Luke Orefice
Electrician
Kevin Stallard
Electrician
Lamar D. Houston
Electrician
Vince Slovey
Electrician
Chris Couto
Best Boy Electric
Rai Goldberger
Driver
Julius M. Fletcher
Driver
Alex Mestres
Driver
Yvonne Farano
Driver
Jeff Robbins
Driver
Mark Garrett
Driver
Jamie Meterian
Driver
Tabitha Villavicencio
Driver
Timothy Karlskind
Driver
Danielle Milton
Driver
Paul Wie
Location Manager
Michael Percival
Location Manager
Cecil Hardy
Location Assistant
Jef Groff
Stunts
Sean Christopher
Stunts
Carl Ciarfalio
Stunt Coordinator
Carlton Rude
Property Master
Randall Papavero
Assistant Property Master
Mira Velasco-Schulte
Best Boy Grip
Scott Odermann
Best Boy Grip
Marissa E. Gallardo
Swing
Cody Jacobson
Swing
Matty Iadanzo
Swing
Rebecca Gardiner
Swing
Guy Lavandofsky
Swing
Manny Dubón
Digital Intermediate Editor
Matt Blackshear
Digital Intermediate Editor
David Loden
Key Grip
Kemuel DePaula
Grip
Erik Kasson
Grip
Greg Edwards
Grip
Erik Olson
Grip
Michael Telfer
Grip
Shane Jewell
Grip
Haywood Cross
Grip
Matt Corder
Grip
Mason Semble
Grip
Donny Mosley
Gaffer
John Leeves
Unit Production Manager
Brittany Ringer
Data Management Technician
Scott Nye
Data Management Technician
Keenan Mock
Data Management Technician
Ahmad Stewart
Data Management Technician
Scott Stevens
Digital Imaging Technician
Bobby Maruvada
Digital Imaging Technician
John Goodner
Digital Imaging Technician
Artemisa Gutierrez Laurence
Studio Teacher
Greg Bernstein
Legal Services
Bennett Miller
Craft Service
Brandon Trotter
Digital Intermediate Assistant
Griffith Davies
Digital Intermediate Assistant
Christopher Abdon
Digital Intermediate Assistant
Gerald Lehtola
Art Direction
Victoria Parello
Set Medic
Jeff Dodson
Compositor
Kellen Bruner
Compositor
Victor Velasco
Compositor
Kimi Hughes
Compositor
Moriah Zagaglia
Compositor
John A. Gomez
Leadman
Adam Rittmiller
Leadman
Joshua Zepeda
Greensman
William Asher
Thanks
Barry Krost
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Adam Kline
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Giovannie Espiritu
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John Carrabino
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Lila Ahronowitz
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Rob Flowers
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Soma Mitra
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Trish Geiger
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Katie Traina
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Jim Longeretta
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Diane B. Wilsey
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Karyn Rachtman
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Gillian Wynn
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