
An 'Airplane!'-style spoof of hospital soap operas—a brilliant young trainee can't stand the sight of blood; a doctor romances the head nurse in order to get the key to the drugs cabinet; and there's a mafioso on the loose disguised as a woman.
Cast

Sean Young
Dr. Stephanie Brody

Michael McKean
Dr. Simon August

Gary Friedkin
Dr. Milton Chamberlain

Kyle T. Heffner
Dr. Charles Litto

Rick Overton
Dr. Thurman Flicker

Crystal Bernard
Julie

Ted McGinley
Dr. Bucky DeVol

Saul Rubinek
Floyd Kurtzman

Harry Dean Stanton
Dr. Oliver Ludwig

Patrick Macnee
Jacob

Dabney Coleman
Dr. Joseph Prang

Héctor Elizondo
Angelo / Angela Bonafetti

Peggy Trentini
The Others - Christmas Elf

Pamela Reed
Nurse Norine Sprockett

Taylor Negron
Dr. Phil Burns

Patrick Collins
Dr. Walter Rist

Michael Richards
Malamud Callahan

Titos Vandis
Sal Bonafetti

Richard Dean Anderson
Drug dealer

Monique Gabrielle
(uncredited)
Haunani Minn
The Nurses - Chang
Becky Gonzalez
The Nurses - Perez

Lynne Marie Stewart
The Nurses - Thatcher

Toni Hudson
The Candystripers - Bunny

Frank Pesce
The Gangsters - Rocco
Nicholas Mele
The Gangsters - Jerry

Michael Damian
Soap Cameos

Steven Ford
Soap Cameos

Stuart Damon
Soap Cameos

Jaime Lyn Bauer
Soap Cameos

Tom Ligon
Soap Cameos

Kin Shriner
Soap Cameos

Janine Turner
Soap Cameos

Jacklyn Zeman
Soap Cameos
Diane Markoff
The Cops - Emilia
Walter Scott
The Cops - Bed Mechanic

Reynaldo Rey
The Cops - Cicerelli

Billie Bird
The Hospital Staff - Flower Lady
Millee Taggart
The Hospital Staff - Miss Ditka

Larry Jenkins
The Hospital Staff - Paul the Orderly

Stuart Charno
The Hospital Staff - Warren the Orderly

John Steadman
The Patients - 82 Year Old Man

Scott Marshall
The Patients - Boy with Fly

George Furth
The Patients - Disgusting Looking Patient

Ed Begley Jr.
The Flashback - Young Simon's Father
Michael Elias
The Others - Spectator

Kimberly McArthur
The Candystripers - Jyll Omato
Rose Michtom
The Others - Mrs. Pierce

Paul Stanley
Self (scenes deleted)

Cynthia Geary
Girl with Broken Nose (uncredited)

Susan Lucci
Susan Lucci (uncredited)

John E. Coleman
Featured (uncredited)

Demi Moore
New Intern (uncredited)
Hillary Horan
The Nurses - Theresa

Alexandra Balahoutis
The Others - Spoiled Brat
Crew

Garry Marshall
Director, Executive Producer
Michael Elias
Writer
Rich Eustis
Writer
Dov Hoenig
Editor

Donald Peterman
Director of Photography

Jerry Bruckheimer
Producer
Nick Abdo
Associate Producer
Jeffrey Ganz
Associate Producer

Polly Platt
Production Design

Lynn Stalmaster
Casting
Toni Howard
Casting

Nancy Klopper
Casting

Maurice Jarre
Original Music Composer
Walter Scott
Stunt Coordinator
Tracy Bousman
Art Direction
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