Richard Titties, an out-of-shape martial arts wannabe, is shot into an alternate dimension after his girlfriend Cynthia is kidnapped. Her captors are a group of tittie obsessed madmen led by Zeefros, the master of the supernatural realm. Zeefros kidnaps women for the sole purpose of seeing their titties. Richard joins up with his sister Raine Brown, a Gorilla and a gaggle of other strange characters, in order to save his girlfriend. He must search inside, overcome his futile martial arts skills, and find the kung fu fighter within if he is to save himself and all those that dwell in the alternate world.
Cast
Sean Molnar
Richard Titties
Dante Briggins
Shirtless Guy
Jonathan Kline
Marv
Dixon Mason
Jenny
Seregon O'Dassey
Cynthia
Raine Brown
Raine Brown
Evan Goldstein
Black Lightning
Christian Acevedo
Thug #4
Robin Corneby
Woman on Horse
David Johanson
Random Guy
Mike Marino
Gorilla
Sophia Disgrace
Techno Babe
John Archer Lundgren
Zeefros
Michael Emery
Thug #3
Crystal Parra Acevedo
Tiffany
Leah Bay
Captive Woman
Bronson Pinchot
The Beaver
Chiva Soriano
Bethany
Dawn Jones
Annoying Slave
Kecia Craigg
Singing Slave
Jody Ebert
Thug #1
Hunter Schlesinger
Bum #1
Mark Migdal
Bum #2
Joseph McConnell
Bum #3
Kevin Kolack
Army Bob
Lori Cecilia
Amanda
Mike Reineke
Psycho Thug
Dan Truman
Thug #5
Tony Aidan Vo
Thug #6
Jeannette Trexler
Roxanne
Karl 'Kung Fu' Guy
Thug #7
Adam Czaplinski
Thug #12
Salvatore Toarmina
Thug #13
Shawn C. Phillips
The Instructor
Mike Finelli
Naked Bartender
Evelyn Vinyl
Tea
Miss Mary Cyn
Maria
Reagan Leonard
Collins
Sam Masotto
J.J.
Doug Drucker
Thug #10
Sean Bennett
Thug #11
Chet Hardaway
Thug #8
Stanislav Shkilnyi
Victor
Rowan Bousaid
The Croatian
John Williams
Thug #9
Benedict Hudson
Thug #14
Robert Weba
Thug #2
Steven Potenzieri
Christian
Bettina Skye
Oksana
Alisa Lova
Natalia
Loria Vlies
Future
Cosimo Camporeale
Croatian #1
Rob Cottignies
Croatian #2
Maurice Avalishvili
Croatian #3
Jonathan Avalishvili
Croatian #4
Joe Poltrictzky
Croatian #5
Christopher Stadulis
Ivan
Raelynn Finelli
Little Girl
Jeanine Hill
Slave (uncredited)
Crew
Joseph McConnell
Director, Writer, Executive Producer
Rob Cottignies
Writer, Second Assistant Director, Boom Operator
Melissa Libutti
Writer
MJ Johnston
Director of Photography
Kevin Kolack
First Assistant Director, Co-Producer
Kecia Craigg
Production Coordinator
John Archer Lundgren
Executive Producer
E. Joseph McConnell
Executive Producer
Shane McConnell
Executive Producer
Robert A. Chapnick
Producer
Ian Dunsdon
Producer
Robin Corneby
Associate Producer
Evan Goldstein
Associate Producer
Mike Reineke
Associate Producer
Bettina Skye
Co-Producer, Casting
Liz Krov
Co-Producer, Costume Design, Hairstylist, Makeup Artist, Art Direction
Nicky Botelho
Producer's Assistant, Hairstylist, Makeup Artist
Rowan Bousaid
Production Assistant
Adam Czaplinski
Production Assistant
Steven Potenzieri
Production Assistant
Salvatore Toarmina
Production Assistant
Justin Teichen
Assistant Camera
John Migdal
Post Production Supervisor
Christopher Magnus
Costumer
Crystal Parra Acevedo
Hairstylist, Makeup Artist
Mike Hoffmann
Boom Operator, Grip, Gaffer
Dave Allen
Original Music Composer
Daniel Berk
Original Music Composer
Hudson Cerone
Original Music Composer
Nathan Cervoni
Original Music Composer, Still Photographer
Leech Ernowetz
Original Music Composer
Ben Graef
Original Music Composer
Zeb Kandros
Original Music Composer
Ryan Senning
Original Music Composer
Mark Migdal
Transportation Coordinator
Randy Molnar
Dialogue, Consulting Producer
Wayne R. Whitley
Dialogue
Sam Masotto
Still Photographer, Catering
Jonathan Avalishvili
Stunts
Maurice Avalishvili
Stunts
Chet Hardaway
Stunts
Joe Poltrictzky
Stunts
Karl 'Kung Fu' Guy
Stunt Coordinator
Christian Acevedo
Security
Gail Dejmal
Catering
Barbara McConnell
Catering
Eleanor McConnell
Catering
Ninette Murray
Catering
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