A comic frenzy filled with sex, music, science fiction, and all combinations thereof... as well as a dildo-festooned Moby. In an adult video store on Christmas Eve, we join Joe (an owner terrified of his own merchandise), Adam (an employee spouting indignation about everything), and Tina (whose unabashed promiscuity lends itself well to the locale).
Cast
Joe Smith
Joe
Tina Carlucci
Tina
Adam Sarner
Adam
Grace Creech
Grace
Dean Haspiel
Dean
Christian Urich
Christian
Dyanna Lauren
Self
Jonathan Ave
FBI Guy
Macha Ross
Girl with Dildo / K-Y Customer #3
Roland Smart
Robber
Victor Boisseau
K-Y Customer #1
Dave Schneider
Kevin Smith
Frank Godek
Tina's First Love
Romeo Alaeff
Woman w/Male Genitalia
Mario Lanzo
Trekkie
Meghan Foley
The Most Beautiful Girl in Boston
Chris Gaffney
Delivery Guy
Paul McGillicuddy
K-Y Customer #2
Harry Smyte
Harry
Jerome Perlswig
Nipple Clamps
Jessica Moriber
What Do You Think?
Amanda Emil
Russian Woman
Tina Gaffney
Jamaican Woman
Moby
Excalibur / Dildo Head
Rob Todd
Cat Video
Diana Devlin
Jar Jar Fan
Brian O'Halloran
Clerk
Peter J. Morse Jr.
Cop
John Schnatterly
Man w/Dildo
Duchamp Onion
Naked Guy
Leonard Eisen
Borschtbelter
Kevin L. Bright
Sticky
Peter Prescott
Manager
Toby Amies
Family Man
Michael Landers
Latino Customer
Paul Sanchez IV
Cowboy
Philippa M. Purdy
Woman in Line
Victoria Harrington
Girl on Floor
Drew Buckland
Mad Bomber
Dominique Paul
Tina's Sister
Justin Hennessy
Porn Fan
Brian Winton
Porn Fan
Lee Milazzo
Porn Fan
Len Rowe
Porn Fan
Jean Connally
Porn Fan
Tymarshal Young
Porn Fan
John Moncure
Porn Fan
Steven St. Croix
Santa
Fancy
Space Alien
Dave Zamboni
Self
Crew
Paul Sanchez IV
Director, Writer, Director of Photography, Lighting Design
Jonee Eisen
Writer, Associate Producer, Idea
Caleb Oglesby
Editor
Justin Hennessy
Assistant Director, Unit Production Manager
Alexander Berberich
Production Coordinator, Producer
Moby
Executive Producer, Original Music Composer
Leonard Eisen
Associate Producer
Rachel Mordecai
Production Assistant
Alana Morazzini
Production Assistant
Macha Ross
Production Assistant
Scott Crawford
First Assistant Camera
Eddie Sperry
Sound Designer, Sound Mixer
Peter Katis
Sound Designer, Sound Mixer, Original Music Composer
Jesse Swayze
Sound Recordist
F. Mike Murphy
Sound Recordist
Jeffrey C. Carter
Boom Operator
Tara Georgenes
Boom Operator
Karen Sutherland
Boom Operator
Jim Mitchell
Lighting Design
Leon Dewan
Original Music Composer
Tarquin Katis
Original Music Composer
Ned Gerard
Still Photographer
Jessica Moriber
Script Supervisor
Kevin L. Bright
Key Grip, Gaffer
Bill Flanagan
Grip
Alysha Naples
Art Direction
