
In a spoof on the contemporary sacred cons, two yuppy couples get entangled with warring smugglers of dope that include fake priests and nuns as well as Japanese and Chinese agents.
Cast

Christopher de Leon
Johnny

Charo Santos
Melanie (as Charo Santos)

Jay Ilagan
Nonong

Sandy Andolong
Nancy

Boboy Garrovillo
Omota

Johnny Delgado
Pinoy Master

Armida Siguion-Reyna
Madame Lily

Leo Martinez
Fr. Blanco
Moody Diaz
Aling Melody / Virgie
Joe Jardi
Wagner (as Joe Jardi)
Danny Javier
Santacruzan
George Javier
Japanese Master

Nanette Inventor
Mother Superior
Bert Miranda
Chinese Bodyguard 1
Tommy Yap
Chinese Bodyguard 2
Ella Reyes
Ella
Marietta Sta. Juana
Rose
Roger Vivero
Sarhento 1
Manny Tibayan
Sarhento 2
Lily Miraflor
Customs Examiner
Ike Jarlego Jr.
Customs Examiner (1969)
Danny Rojo
Customs Examiner (1976)
Marlene Natividad
Pekeng Madre
Pinky Buencamino
Pekeng Madre
Yamin Olfindo
Pekeng Madre
Thaemar Panuncialman
Pekeng Madre
Lea Locsin
Pekeng Madre
Ding Achacoso
Technician

Cesar Hernando
Technician
Noli Gamboa
Technician
Romy Dollero
Native sa Presinto
Joseph Olfindo
Waiter
Fred Punzal
Chinaman
Precy Beltran
Chinawoman

Jim Paredes
Conductor
Crew

Mike de Leon
Director, Screenplay

Clodualdo del Mundo Jr.
Screenplay

Raquel Villavicencio
Screenplay, Production Design
Ike Jarlego Jr.
Editor

Rody Lacap
Director of Photography
Encarnacion De Leon
Executive Producer
Narcisa de Leon
Executive Producer
Manuel De Leon
Executive Producer
Ramon Reyes
Sound Designer
Luis S. Reyes
Sound Designer
Lorrie Ilustre
Original Music Composer
Noli Gamboa
Art Direction
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