Up the Chastity Belt

1h 34m

4

A funny thing happened to Lurkalot, serf to Sir Coward de Custard, on the way to Custard Castle. Lurkalot sells lusty love potions and rusty chastity belts in the market place, but on this day Sir Graggart de Bombast arrives to sack the castle, and to get the lovely Lobelia Custard in the sack! Lurkalot must help Custard cream the knight in pining armour...

Cast

Lurkalot / Richard the Lionheart

Sir Coward de Custard

Sir Braggart de Bombast

Landlord of The Blue Boar

Our Man in the Holy Land

Mistress of the Bed Chamber

The Archbishop Of All England

Veronica Clifford

Master of Ceremonies

Iain Cuthbertson

Teutonic Knight

Derek Griffiths

Vegetable Stall Holder

Long John Baldry

1st Man-at-Arms

Meat Stall Holder

2nd Man-at-Arms

Nicholas Bennett

Mischa De La Motte

Christopher Timothy

Lucky Charm Seller

Christopher Sandford

The Voice (voice)

Parnell McGarry

Martin Woodhams

Man-at-Arms (uncredited)

Ernest Fennemore

Friar (uncredited)

Lord (uncredited)

Serving Wench (uncredited)

Merry Man (uncredited)

Servant (uncredited)

Slave Girl (uncredited)

Peasant (uncredited)