Two friends, both named Frank, accidentally obtain a suitcase at the airport. It contains incriminating evidence against a mafia boss, who sends his Terminator-like lackie to find them. The Franks hide by impersonating make-up women for a beauty pageant. While in drag, the mafioso falls in love with one of the Franks.
Cast
Robert Caso
Frank I / Ethel
Kevin Schon
Frank II / Mirabelle
Courtney Gibbs
Misty Blue / Joanne
Herb Edelman
Rupert Hess
Brian Thompson
Bruno
M. Emmet Walsh
Garcia / Gesundheim
Shannon Tweed
The First Class Stewardess
Zsa Zsa Gabor
The Stewardess
Little Richard
Airborne Mustard Lover
John Vernon
Von Bulo
Alex Cord
Herskovitz
Yvonne De Carlo
Mrs. Hess
Richard Gautier
The Bartender
Norman Fell
The Dentist
Billy Barty
The Bell Boy
Lou Ferrigno
Fed. #1
David Birney
Fed. #2
Camilla Sparv
The Maitre D'
Erik Estrada
Gonzales
Bubba Smith
The Cop
Shelley Michelle
Miss Honduras
Julie Gray
Miss Hungary
Lisa Altamirano
Miss Spain
Cindy Ambuehl
Miss Italy (as Cynthia Ambuehl)
Donna Baltron
Miss Cuba
Penelope Crabtree
Miss Poland
Natasha Pavlovich
Miss Bolivia
Kelly Fine
Miss Iraq
Maureen Flaherty
Miss Romania
Andrea Parker
Miss France
Spice Williams-Crosby
Sam
Virginia Brady
Butch Guard
Jamee Natella
Waitress
Ted Lange
The Flower Peddler
Robert Sacchi
Gesundheim II
Crew
Nico Mastorakis
Director, Writer, Story, Producer
Kirk Ellis
Writer
Bert Glatstein
Editor
Andreas Bellis
Director of Photography
Isabelle Mastorakis
Executive Producer
Dins Danielsen
Production Design
Kevin Alber
Casting
Nina Kent
Key Makeup Artist
Jerry Grant
Original Music Composer
Charlie Brewer
Stunts
Rhonda Miller
Choreographer
Easton Michael Smith
Art Direction
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