
Back in 2005 two filmmakers tried to defeat their nemesis by making a film about a giant monkey on the cheap and, with the help of a look-a-like, sell it before the New Zealander could. These two con men are not only dangerous, but are notorious for their association with such figures as Ian McKellen (Lord Of The Rings, X-Men) and Brian Sibley (Author of “Peter Jackson: A Film-maker's Journey”). This comedy follows the exploits of these two thieves and reveals the dark past and sinister secrets shared by them all.
Cast
Chris Musselwhite
Himself
Kate Cullinane
Gimli
Robin Renny
Himself
Andrew McSweeney
Francais Tallywacker
Adam van Gelder
John Spate
Adrian Bowley
Shirley Major

Brian Sibley
Himself
Anna Greyson
Interviewer
Kristan Ross
Little Girl / Native
Glen O'Dare
Thug
Julian van Gelder
Himself
Gavin Henry
Savage Henry
Katie McQueen
Hollywood Executive
Jules Ross
Fake Shemp / Soundman / Pub Folk
Karen van Gelder
Croydon Film Commissioner
Simon Van Gelder
Dead Soundman / Policeman / Ghost
Paul J. Hayes
Soundman 2

Ian McKellen
Himself
Ramon Rivero
Himself
Michael Howard
Pub Folk
Alice Horner
Alice (John's Girlfriend)
Catherine Boaks
Pub Folk
Alex Panayi
Pub Folk
Alex Cox
Native
Katherine Gwilt
Native
Theo Ross
Native
Adrienne Cluer
Herself
John Washtell
Wooly Liberal (Definitely himself)
David Renny
Headteacher
Keith Pettitt
Dancing Man
Gemma the Dog
Warg
Tim Briggs
Soundman 3
Crew
Adam Masterman
Logistics Coordinator, Boom Operator
Steven van Gelder
Logistics Coordinator

Paul Hayes
Web Designer, Other
Adrian Bowley
Director, Writer, Editor, Executive Producer
Adam van Gelder
Director, Writer, Executive Producer
Jules Ross
Producer, Camera Operator, Boom Operator
David Chapman
Camera Operator
Sam Cox
Animation
Catherine Boaks
Assistant Makeup Artist, Other
Kate Cullinane
Makeup Artist, Boom Operator
Julian van Gelder
Runner Art Department
Tim Briggs
Sound Engineer, Boom Operator
Chris Musselwhite
Boom Operator
Robin Renny
Boom Operator
Simon Van Gelder
Boom Operator, Lighting Technician
Nick Timotheou
Music
Andrew McSweeney
Art Direction