A weak con man panics when he learns he's going to prison for fraud. He hires a mysterious martial arts guru who helps transform him into a martial arts expert who can fight off inmates who want to hurt or love him.
Cast
Rob Schneider
Big Stan
David Carradine
The Master
Sally Kirkland
Madame Foreman
Jennifer Morrison
Mindy
Scott Wilson
Warden Gasque
Richard Kind
Mal
M. Emmet Walsh
Lew Popper
Henry Gibson
Shorts
Richard Riehle
Judge Perry
Marcia Wallace
Alma
Simon Rhee
Master Cho
Pilar Schneider
Board of Governors
Dan Haggerty
Tubby
Brandon Molale
Piken
Dan Inosanto
Prison Chef
Ahman Green
Diamond King
Randy Couture
Carnahan
Brandon T. Jackson
Deshawn
Don Frye
Nation Member
Peter Vasquez
Juanito
Jim Cody Williams
Tyler
Bob Sapp
Big Raymond
Buddy Lewis
Cleon
Jackson Rathbone
Robbie
Salvator Xuereb
Patterson
Tsuyoshi Abe
Dang
Kevin Gage
Bullard
Diego Corrales
Julio
Federico Dordei
Faribe
Wes Takahashi
Bartender
Matt Farley
Bailiff
Richard Kwon
Seymore
Olivia Munn
Secretary
Barbara Dodd
Mrs. Darby
Megan Cavanagh
Parole Board
Roberto 'Lil Rob' Flores
Inmate
Joe Goossen
Gay Foosball Champion
Faith Womack
Mindy Jr.
Damian F. Sandolo
Police Officer
Chris Moss
Prison Dancer
David Alan Graf
Councilman Weintraub
Bruno Alexander
Hendricks
Jon Tenting
Police Officer #2
Brett Wagner
Nazi Joe
Enrique Teves
Piano Player
Andrew Bernhard
Inmate
T.J. Amato
Waiter #1 (uncredited)
Crew
Rob Schneider
Director, Producer
Josh Lieb
Writer
Richard Halsey
Editor
Greg Babor
Editor
Victor Hammer
Director of Photography
Joseph Suarez
First Assistant Director
Jimmy Nubranch
First Assistant Director
David Allen Cluck
First Assistant Director
Jon Recher
Second Assistant Director
Ash R. Shah
Executive Producer
Benedict Carver
Executive Producer
Steven Paul
Executive Producer
Daniel Diamond
Co-Executive Producer
David Hillary
Producer
Timothy Wayne Peternel
Producer
John Schneider
Producer
Mark A.Z. Dippé
Producer
Mykel Denis
Co-Producer
Richard Middleton
Line Producer
Perry Andelin Blake
Production Design, Art Direction
Brad Grimmett
Camera Operator
Christopher Dunn George
Camera Operator
Neil Toussaint
Camera Operator
Richard Stevens
Camera Operator
Russell McElhatton
Camera Operator
Erik Emerson
First Assistant Camera
Kevin Haggerty
First Assistant Camera
Stephen Franklin
First Assistant Camera
Michael A. FauntLeRoy Sr.
First Assistant Camera
Brandon Margulies
Second Assistant "A" Camera
Giselle Brewton
Second Assistant "A" Camera
Jason Zakrzewski
Second Assistant "A" Camera
Rich Floyd
Second Assistant "A" Camera
Matt Harshbarger
Camera Loader
Meghan Firth
Camera Loader
David Parmenter
Post Production Supervisor
Jeffrey M. Rose
Post Production Supervisor
Shannon Makhanian
Casting
Kristen Evenson
Key Costumer
Olivia Miles
Set Costumer
Tara Sanovich
Set Costumer
Jessica Elliott
Set Costumer
Amanda Vinopal
Set Costumer
Bonnie Stauch
Costume Designer
Ednita Trivino
Costume Supervisor
Leonard Drake
Hair Designer
Ronald Pieckocki
Assistant Hairstylist
Rose Librizzi
Key Makeup Artist
Carme Tenuta
Assistant Makeup Artist
Ayla Dew
Assistant Makeup Artist
Karen Faye
Assistant Makeup Artist
Mike Mekash
Assistant Makeup Artist
Vicki Vacca
Assistant Makeup Artist
Gary Guercio
Second Unit Director, Stunt Coordinator
Tim Hays
Production Sound Mixer
Stephen Tibbo
Production Sound Mixer
Ken Strain
Boom Operator
Preston Connor
Boom Operator
Robert Lowe
Boom Operator
Philip A. Schwartz
Boom Operator
Robert Hall
Special Effects Makeup Artist
John Hunter
Original Music Composer
Josh Debney
Original Music Composer
Greg Danylyshyn
Music Supervisor
Gerry Cueller
Music Supervisor
Alan Nalasco
Still Photographer
Tracy Scott
Script Supervisor
Erik Betts
Stunts
Matthew Rugetti
Stunts
Richard Kwon
Stunts
Jeff Imada
Stunts
Rex Reddick
Stunts
Dan Inosanto
Stunts
Joni Avery
Stunts
Nino Pilla
Stunts
Henry Kingi Jr.
Stunts
Keith Splinter Davis
Stunts
Sean Meagher
Stunts
Ming Qiu
Stunts
Simon Rhee
Stunts
Mark Hicks
Stunts
Greg Reynolds
Stunts
Don Lee
Stunts
Tsuyoshi Abe
Stunts
Tony Gonzalez
Choreographer
Mike Gunther
Fight Choreographer
Marcus Young
Fight Choreographer
Jay Golden
Utility Sound
Mike I. Pulskamp
Utility Sound
Jon Tendrich
Utility Sound
Eric M. Breiman
Supervising Producer
Brandon Lee
Thanks
Bruce Lee
Thanks
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