
Born in America and raised in an Indian ashram, Pitka returns to his native land to seek his fortune as a spiritualist and self-help expert. His skills are put to the test when he must get a brokenhearted hockey player's marriage back on track in time for the man to help his team win the Stanley Cup.
Cast

Mike Myers
Guru Pitka

Jessica Alba
Jane Bullard

Justin Timberlake
Jacques "Le Coq" Grandé

Romany Malco
Darren Roanoke

Meagan Good
Prudence

John Oliver
Dick Pants

Verne Troyer
Coach Punch Cherkov

Manu Narayan
Rajneesh

Stephen Colbert
Jay Kell

Jim Gaffigan
Trent Lueders

Ben Kingsley
Guru Tugginmypuddha

Omid Djalili
Guru Satchabigknoba

Deepak Chopra
Deepak Chopra

Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson

Ye
Kanye West

Trevor Heins
Young Pitka

Samantha Bee
Cinnabon Cashier

Boyd Banks
EMT

Rob Huebel
Frat Guy

Daniel Tosh
Bar Patron

Rob Blake
Himself

Telma Hopkins
Lillian Roanoke
Rob Gfroerer
Sickly Nerd

Liana Mendoza
Dancer

Robert Cohen
Nerd

Linda Kash
Female Reporter
Bob Bainborough
Assistant Coach

Gotham Chopra
Deepak Early 20's

Suresh John
Indian Man
Jaan Padda
Young Deepak

Seán Cullen
Referee

Matt Baram
EMT
Garry Robbins
Biker
Peter Schoelier
Uncle Jack
Ben Gans
Goal Post Judge
Alexia Filippeos
11-Year-Old Girl
Taylor Flood
11-Year-Old Girl
Shakti Kupil
Sanjay

Graham Gordy
DJ
Jahlani Bishop
Children's Church Choir
Jahmal Daniel
Children's Church Choir
Helen Semmunigus
Children's Church Choir
Donna Ellis
Children's Church Choir
Jazmine Jeffrey
Children's Church Choir
Danielle Johnson
Children's Church Choir
Carlisa Lewis
Children's Church Choir
Elyssa Marshall
Children's Church Choir
Jamila Mason
Children's Church Choir
Nathaniel Robinson
Children's Church Choir
Adisa Liburd
Children's Church Choir
Daniel Skeete
Children's Church Choir
Tierra McRae-Spence
Children's Church Choir
Kadesha Webb
Children's Church Choir
Clarice Gillard
Children's Church Choir
Raemiah Dorrington
Children's Church Choir
Zoia Davis
Children's Church Choir
Ashton Williams
Children's Church Choir
Tyra Jones-Hurst
Children's Church Choir
Knikole Frans
Children's Church Choir
Sabrina Morris
Children's Church Choir
Nadine Muir
Children's Church Choir
Alpha Kayondo
Children's Church Choir
Tracey Soman
Children's Church Choir
Larissa Abrams-Ogg
Children's Church Choir
Zachary Jones-Hurst
Children's Church Choir

Krystal Kiran
Group Dancer
Uppekha Jain
Group Dancer

Dani Jazzar
Group Dancer
Frank Bishun
Group Dancer
Karun Pathak
Group Dancer

Sachin Bhatt
Group Dancer
Prosenjit Kundu
Group Dancer
Robert Halley
Group Dancer
Sharat Chawla
Group Dancer
Namita Kapoor
Group Dancer
Shereen Ladha
Group Dancer
Nazneen Irani
Group Dancer
Hetal Patel
Group Dancer
Sharona D'Ornellas
Group Dancer
Michelle Marshall
Oprah Winfrey (voice)

Mariska Hargitay
Mariska Hargitay (uncredited)

Val Kilmer
Val Kilmer (uncredited)
Madhumita Sen
Group Dancer

Jessica Rotter
Persian Beauty (uncredited)
Frank Meschkuleit
Additional Performances (puppeteer)
Crew

Marco Schnabel
Director

Mike Myers
Screenplay, Producer

Graham Gordy
Screenplay, Associate Producer
Lee Haxall
Editor
Gregory Perler
Editor
Billy Weber
Editor

Peter Deming
Director of Photography
Scott Gregory
Digital Colorist
Jeff J.J. Authors
First Assistant Director
Penny Charter
Second Assistant Director
Tyler Delben
Third Assistant Director

Jonnie Katz
Assistant Director
Gabriel Hardman
Storyboard Artist
Joel Venti
Storyboard Artist
Lisa Perone
Assistant Production Coordinator
Marie-Claude Harnois
Production Coordinator

Gary Barber
Executive Producer

Roger Birnbaum
Executive Producer

Donald J. Lee Jr.
Executive Producer, Unit Production Manager
Ramona Diaz Sanchez
Production Supervisor, Production Accountant

Michael De Luca
Producer
Sean Gannet
Associate Producer
Josh Bratman
Co-Producer

Charles Wood
Production Design
Mark Willis
"A" Camera Operator
Ciarán Copelin
First Assistant "A" Camera
Roger Finlay
"B" Camera Operator
John Harper
First Assistant "B" Camera
Ari Magder
Second Assistant "B" Camera
Gerard Sava
Steadicam Operator
Chris Farrow
Post Production Coordinator
Stuart Macphee
Post Production Supervisor
Julie Schubert
Casting Associate
Robin D. Cook
Casting
Kathleen Chopin
Casting
Leah Katznelson
Assistant Costume Designer
Pauline Chung
Assistant Costume Designer
Karen Patch
Costume Design
Patricia Medina
Key Hair Stylist
Jennifer Bower O'Halloran
Hairstylist
Robert Ramos
Hairstylist
Teresa Buccione
Hairstylist

Ve Neill
Makeup Designer
Christine Hart
Key Makeup Artist
Tricia Sawyer
Makeup Artist
Chris Pizzarelli
Makeup Artist
Burton J. LeBlanc
Makeup Artist

Doug Coleman
Second Unit Director, Stunt Coordinator
Paul Hughen
Second Unit Director of Photography
Dusty Reeves
Art Department Coordinator
Erin Leslie
Scenic Artist
Dennis Davenport
Supervising Art Director
Tim Chau
Sound Designer, Supervising Sound Editor, Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Nils C. Jensen
Sound Effects Editor

Scott A. Jennings
Sound Effects Editor
Sean Garnhart
Sound Editor
Clayton Weber
First Assistant Sound Editor
Gregory H. Watkins
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Tim LeBlanc
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Bruce Carwardine
Sound Mixer
Markus Wade
Boom Operator
Gavin Coford
Boom Operator
Bob Beher
Foley Supervisor
Robin Harlan
Foley Artist
Sarah Monat
Foley Artist
Randy K. Singer
Foley Mixer
David Bach
ADR Supervisor
Michael Galbraith
Chief Lighting Technician
Howard Galbraith
Assistant Chief Lighting Technician
Rob Sanderson
Special Effects Coordinator
David D. Johnson
Visual Effects Supervisor
Allan Magled
Visual Effects Supervisor
Michael Kowalski
Visual Effects Producer

George S. Clinton
Original Music Composer
John Houlihan
Music Supervisor
Mike Flicker
Music Editor
Jamie Lowry
Music Editor
Matt Friedman
Music Editor
Mick Gormaley
Music Editor
Robert L. Davis
Transportation Captain
Dave Staples
Transportation Coordinator
Walter Spencer
Dialogue Editor
Diane Pitblado
Dialect Coach
Gordon Sim
Set Decoration
Tucker Doherty
Set Designer
Joe Curtin
Construction Coordinator
George Kraychyk
Still Photographer
Samantha Armstrong
Script Supervisor
Fred Kamping
Location Manager
Mark McFadden
Assistant Location Manager

Jamie Jones
Stunt Coordinator
Marguerite Pomerhn Derricks
Choreographer
Eugene McCarthy
Property Master
Tory Bellingham
Property Master
Ann-Marie Ferney-Tellez
Property Buyer
Esther Lee
Digital Intermediate Producer
Brendan Bresnahan
Video Assist Operator
Everette Webber
Digital Intermediate Editor
Sam Sklaver
Production Intern
Maria Belperio
Seamstress
Sheryl Main
Unit Publicist
David G. Fremlin
Art Direction
Richard B. Molina
First Assistant Editor
Sanford Kong
Concept Artist
Jon Hunter
Graphic Designer
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