Collins College needs a new department head for their science department, so Doctors Carter and Zorch consult Thinko, the campus computer, and come up with Dr. Mathilda West, who has degrees in lots of things, but turns out to be disruptively attractive as well.
Cast
Mamie Van Doren
Dr. Mathilda West, aka Tassels Monclair
Tuesday Weld
Jody
Mijanou Bardot
Suzanne
Mickey Shaughnessy
Boomie
Louis Nye
Dr. Zorch
Pamela Mason
Dr. Myrtle Carter
Martin Milner
George Barton
Conway Twitty
Conway Twitty
Jackie Coogan
Wildcat MacPherson
John Carradine
Prof. Watts
Maila Nurmi
Etta Toodie
Jack Carr
Policeman
Allan Drake
Legs Raffertino
Jody Fair
Bartender
Norman Grabowski
Woo Woo Grabowski
Charles Chaplin, Jr.
Fire Chief
Arline Hunter
Nurse
Irwin Berke
Professor Towers
Harold Lloyd Jr.
Policeman
Buni Bacon
Night Club Hostess
Babe London
Miss Amanda Cadwallader
Larry Chance
Bullets
Noel De Souza
Arab
Buddy Douglas
Midget
Elektro
Sam Thinko
Beverly Englander
Shoeshine Girl
Jose Gonzales-Gonzales
Mexican Man
Cheerio Meredith
Miss Everleigh
Barbara Pepper
Circe
Ed Randolph
Railroad Conductor
Arthur Tovey
Train Station Attendant
Crew
Albert Zugsmith
Director, Story, Producer
Robert Hill
Screenplay, Associate Producer
William Austin
Editor
Ellis W. Carter
Director of Photography
Ralph E. Black
Assistant Director, Production Manager
Kenneth Walters
Assistant Director
Martin Milner
Associate Producer
Lloyd Ward
Camera Operator
Lew Swartz
Assistant Camera
Claire Cramer
Wardrobe Designer
Rudy Harrington
Wardrobe Designer
Eleanor Edwards
Hairstylist
Monty Westmore
Makeup Artist
Fred Harpman Jr.
Assistant Art Director
Charles G. Schelling
Sound Editor
Earl Schwarz
Sound Recordist
John Scott-Maitland
Boom Operator
Robert Bonnig
Special Effects
Augie Lohman
Special Effects
Dean Elliott
Original Music Composer, Music Director
Jerry Irvin
Music Editor
Conway Twitty
Songs
John Sturtevant
Set Decoration
John Ceniga
Props
Milton Gold
Still Photographer
Helen Gailey
Script Supervisor
Richard M. Rubin
Property Master
Leo Kilroy
Cableman
Frank Kowalski
Continuity
Harold Hume
Grip
Harry Lewis
Grip
Jerry Walton
Grip
Bill Neff
Gaffer
Dave Milton
Art Direction
Maggie Smith
Production Secretary
