
The Metaliens, alien robots intent on galactic domination, encounter a major setback. Their enormous Space Saucer, 'Compromise', enters a black hole in a strange, uncharted region of Space, and collides with another craft – sending the Kleptonite Ball, their precious cargo and the key to Universal Conquest, hurtling to a planet inhabited by primitive life forms: Earth. Having materialised in a bar, the Ball variously functions as a Christmas tree decoration, a bathroom ornament, and a fortune-teller's prop. The Metaliens must retrieve the Kleptonite Ball if their mission is ever to succeed. And that's when their problems really begin…
Cast

Ed Bishop
Stainless Steel (voice)

Bob Hoskins
Robotham (voice)
Al Matthew
(voice)

Bill Mitchell
Kublai Chrome (voice)

Paddie O'Neil
Utensil / Operator (voice)

Christopher Sandford
(voice)

Graham Stark
(voice)
Marc Smith
(voice)

Fabia Drake
Miss Ruby

Anna Karen
Mary

Deryck Guyler
Vicar

Debbie Farrington
Daughter
Charles Pemberton
Dad
Crew
Anthony Simmons
Director
Gray Jolliffe
Writer, Story
Linda Agran
Script Coordinator

Peter Richardson
Story, Production Design, Second Unit Director
Ray Corbett
Story, Producer
Peter Boyle
Editor

Freddie Young
Director of Photography
Adrian Rawle
Assistant Director

Verity Lambert
Executive Producer
Lorraine Goodman
Production Assistant
Trevor Coop
Camera Operator
Marilyn Johnson
Casting Director
Mike Fox
Second Unit Cinematographer
Ken Worringham
Second Unit Cinematographer
Adam Samuelson
Sound Assistant
Steve O'Brien
Sound Assistant
Don Brown
Sound
Peter Pennell
ADR Editor
Denis King
Music, Conductor
Tony Kerr
Construction Manager
Chris Jefferies
Property Master
Alison Thorne
Continuity
Peter Biddle
Focus Puller
Johnny Goodman
Executive In Charge Of Production
Sally Croft
Unit Publicist
Brian King
Other