NEVER SAY...NEVER MIND, the SWEDISH BIKINI TEAM find themselves in London at BUCKINGHAM PALACE receiving British Orders of Chivalry. But first, they must locate and destroy a copy of the infamous Los Alamos hard drive. Meanwhile, HELGA is missing in action in AMAZONIA and gets her Damehood in absentia. The other TEAM MEMBERS think that their next stop will be a leisurely yacht cruise and an appearance at the International Bikini Team Federation (IBTF) Open, where they will be judging the contest. Little do they know that intrigue, adventure, portable nuclear devices, a mutant yeast strain and danger in high places awaits.
Cast
John Rhys-Davies
Unknown
Bruce Payne
Unknown
Nick Brimble
Unknown
Eric Loren
Unknown
Vincent Marzello
Unknown
William Hope
Unknown
Denis Lill
Unknown
Vendela Stjernstrom
Self
Cecilie Bull
Self
Cecilie Bull
Self
Erika
Self
Dyan Keenan
Leather Nun
Janet McCabe
Double Oh
Elizabeth Richard
Queen Elizabeth
Ebony Gilbert
Helga
Helga
Self
Louise Hodges
Unknown
