
Bloodcurdling screeches. Objects moving on their own. Rancid smells coming from your air ducts. These signs can only mean one of two things: radon or ghosts. Both have the same solution: Spirit Phantom Exorcizing Removal Materials – SPERM for short. In under five (5) minutes, renowned ghost hunter and pardoned tax evader Hugh Jass demonstrates his most legal invention yet. This product can effectively enslave ghosts and impregnate fertile calves. Waste no time, if you’re haunted or not – everyone must try his SPERM!
Crew
Muhammad Mubeen
Video Report
Katie Schurman
Video Report, Craft Service
Liam Mulherin
Director, Editor, Boom Operator
Julian Fan
Director
Samuel Hawkes
Script, Sound Mixer, Art Designer
Liam Somerville
Editor
Nachuan Zhang
Editor, Boom Operator
Jaden Enman
Editor

Mark Kincey
Director of Photography
Ronald Olufemi
Cinematography
Benjamin Trouten
First Assistant Director
Pippa Painter
Second Assistant Director
Tony Merzetti
Producer
Michelle Allard
First Assistant Camera, Sound Editor
Emma Mullin
First Assistant Camera, Casting
Harmin Tandel
Second Assistant Camera, Location Scout
Julianah Oladunni
Casting, Gaffer
Josh Strickland
Sound Editor, Sound Mixer
Enoch Olaleye
Location Scout, Gaffer
Maya Assar
Continuity, Art Direction
Gyubin Hwang
Continuity, Production Manager
Alex Allard
Craft Service
Cecilia Hooper
Art Direction